Oru "PEN"in kathai-Part 2
ramanujam November 2nd, 2006
It is that time of the year when we had to write our model exams. This sem was no good than the previous one Oru “PEN”in Kathai-Part1. Since our university practicals are alloted in the second slot the exams have not yet got over and only 20 more days for the university exams. Usually by this time our study holidays would have started and i would have started enjoying and sleeping.
The model exams are conducted for name sake and we have started taking it very lightly sem after sem as it does not have very great effects on our internal marks. This semester was equally funny for me. Previously i used to have the book of the corresponding subject for which the exam is happening hoping that i will study in the college bus which happens to be a one hour journey for me. But generally i never take it out in the bus and only change it the next day before going to college. As some of the books are heavy i have stopped carrying those this semester and my bag will have the novel which i am currently reading, my camera and a lot other junk.
Some teachers are kind enough and they even go to the extent of giving the questions which will come for the exam but still there are people like me. With fifteen to twenty minutes of studying you can easily clear almost all those papers with some basic stuff and blabbering which i am very good at. There is one theory paper called “Principles of Management”(POM POM in short!) and generally for such the correction is based on the number of pages you write and no one gives a shit about the content. I write all my stories, song lyrics, in that paper and if i remember correct i used the F*** word 6 times in my answer script. An exact extract from my paper!!!!
Write about Maslow’s theory of Motivation.
Maslow has proposed the theory of motivation and categorizes it based on five levels but what i feel is the theory was fucking bad. The first stage requires food clothing and shelter and only if he gets all these he can move to the next stage but what i contradict is he can move on nude to the next stage and satisfy the safety needs
Today we had one other exam which required some 30 to 45 minutes of writing and we are not supposed to leave the hall till two and half hours and the new rule is we are not supposed to sleep. So what can i do. Count the number of leaves in the tree which is outside for some 20 minutes and then decipher what all is written on the desk. Generally college desks will have the circuit diagrams, programs and some stuff which are difficult to mug up and people write it on the desk. The side in which i sit and write is occupied by girls and i found this today…
“Diviya is Lesbian” and search more intensively “Gaythri and ramya are lesbians”. So i have been sitting and writing my exams on a bench which was previously occupied by Lesbis!
We come out of the hall and samba out of frustration tears the question paper into pieces and put it on the floor.”Dei, what are you doing”. Then he sees down and he has torn all the ten rupee notes which he had in his left packet and unfortunately he had stuffed the question paper in his right pocket.
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haha… good one da…
you took a photo of that piece of grafiti?
Samba tore up rupee note.. funny.
@sundar
Thanks dude:)
ya ….after everyone left the hall,went in and took the pic….
U should have seen samba’s reaction after tearing the notes…..damn funny!
“The side in which i sit and write is occupied by girls”
is that an oxymoron or are you a girl?
heh true exams are taken very lightly.
having studied in a govt college, i even remember submitimg a empty paper.
u r jus in ur third yr, wen u come to ur eight sem, semester will a play in the park. n too lethargic too.
dat was a awesome job u did with the camera.
keep going!!!! great article
i guess even this article wud hae fetched u ten more marks in the exam!!!
real gud one…
keep going…
@sagaro
generally we have a different seating arrangement during the exams and those benches are occupied by the girls during normal classes….
I should have been more precise !
@barbi
those blank paper days are not far i guess:)
Thanks for the compliments:)
@mureli
LOl! my paper will look more or less like my blog!
Thanks a lot:)
hehe..nice one da…these modal xams are fu***** boring ones…nothing we know nothing we write.so what are thay for??
Thanks:)
yup…..itz high time they stop conducting those model exams!
else we stop writing them!!!
i dunno abt ur other skills da…but u r a expert liar.
I accept the fact that we take model exams lightly…but U taking sem exams lightly?
No way…U r constantly rocking with 82% and U cant justify it by any stupid reasons.
Machan!! Is it true tht Divya is a lesbian?? Che….Anyway nice ‘A’ one after a long time…
We don’t have model exams!:)
But yeah,never seen the point in them,when I was in school.
Nice template dude.
@mahesh
Ada paavi…what a damaging statement
i never said anything about the sem exams….
Yes….constantly i study for 23.5 hours in a day to get 83 percent in anna univ exams….podangu ****!
@maravats
Vaa da…..i have the list of all the lesbians in chennai, come and check if that divya is also in there!
nice ‘A’ one after a long time…
naa eppa da A va ezhudinen,en image ye spoil pannara!!!
@hamsini
No model exams!
Stella is so kind it seems;)
schools were different and we used to have those series of model exams withouit breaks….sheesh!
@vinod
thanks dude!
thanks also to the template designer;)
hey when have we worried about models n all huh??the mgmt never minds our performance in these xams n the xams never really matter to us…
hey who is this diviya da?i remeber seeing that name in ur mobile contact list!!is that her??or is she just her namesake??
one more thing da…regarding ur answer to maslow’s theory of motivation,they just asked you to explain abt the theory and never asked you to give ur thoughts abt it…[:p]…lol..was just kiddin…pottu thakite po…
@Ganesh
In my phone contacts! LOL:)
It’s some girl who used to sit around that place usually!
Maslow theory enaku vozhunga therinja
ezhuda mattena!It’s pretty boring to write the same thing which is given in the book.;)
Thanks:)
Ha!Stella isn’t kind..it’s just that my college is automous(that means our college conducts it’s own exams,ie no university exams),to make up for all the model exams we don’t write we write 4 sets of internal tests-all of which account for 50% of your overall average!!!:O
wanna to see the outrageous paper!! n de bench!
@hamsini
HUh! 4 internals for 50%…
Thatz very sad n bad…..In our case we can study before the exam and that will suffice most of the times!
Thank god i din fall into an autonomous coll…apde 50% marks goya daan:)
@deepa
He he….will Ask mam to display my paper in the notice board;)
Obviously that will not happen and i will put a scanned copy of the paper if possible!The bench is still intact in the second year classroom…