The week it was!
ramanujam November 10th, 2006
People should always be be open to experimentations and new explorations. But never experiment with new stuff at a cafe like vicky who didn’t know whether the sizzling chocolate brownie was an eatable or a drink. Every week when we meet at some cafe invariably he does the experimentation with new stuff. Two weeks back it was vijay’s treat and he ordered the costliest item on the list which turned out to be the sizzling brownie. Everyone else got their frappe and other stuff but brownie didn’t come. At last the bearer brought in the brownie which was really sizzling with some foul smelling chocolate sauce and ice cream on the top. Really sucks!!! Ask him, he will say it was good. Then the other brownie which syed had ordered also came and sizzled.
Next week, he orders new thing and is called “Tropical trizzle” or something like that. It tasted like some panchamritam which you get in the kovil mashed and diluted in water. He pays some 70 bucks for the diluted panchamritam for the same price which u can get one half kg dabba at Palani.
Flirt king’s Nose cut 
This one was absolutely hilarious. Sagaro apart from being a highly talented geek is also known for his flirting capabilities. After completing some flirting exercises at the cafe he comes back and sits in his chair. A girl clad in yellow dress who happens to be a friend of Kausik opened the rear door.
Yellow girl(To kau): Hi!
Kau: Hi! This is Sagaro…
[sagaro turns back and starts....] Hhhaa…..i
Yellow girl: Ok! I m leaving!!
Sagaro:?!?!?!?!
He usually takes the minutes of the meeting and last week….
Sagaro: Ok! I will write it down.
Vijay: Hey man! Stop staring like that at that gu(a)y.
Is this why you are growing a mush!!
This is how Sagaro became SAW-GAY-ROW!!!!
UPDATE: Sagaro gets over delighted over the comment conversations and comes up with his latest version of Sagaro Cards for Ramanujam—>HERE
My model exams somehow got over and practicals are in progress also got over.The lazy me! i drafted this three days before. I got one of the biggest mokkai in the recent times. we have a network programming lab in which we have some 10 odd lab exercises. We have got to pick the lot for our experiment during the exam like in a lucky draw and so invariably people leave at least 2 or 3 programs without studying hoping that they will not get it. The lab is like no one will get the output except for some 2 programs. Anyway we are not going to get the output then why should i study those programs and hence i took a glance of the rest and studied the concepts of only those two easy programs.
I picked the sheet and fortunately i got one of the two programs(call it BGP). It is one damn easy program which any kid can do. Basic array manipulations and will take 10 minutes for writing, another 10 mins for doing the program, attend the viva and you can leave the lab in less than an hour. Same with me, i wrote it and mam asked me to put the graph and explain the concept and all was over except that the output matrix was not aligned. I showed the output and she asked me to align it and get the output verified and leave the lab. It may take another 30 seconds. Ok….i inserted the ‘\n ‘ and ‘\t’ at the appropriate places but it’s not working. It tried my level best inserting it at all possible places and executed, no way out! then after half an hour called mam and said it’s not working. “What man! you don’t know to do this simple stuff,go and sit in first year”. No mam, i will explain the concept but it’s not working. Ok,Do it before me….
Shame on me! I learnt that a program needs to be compiled before executing!
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Loosu mama’s Nose cut
This one was absolutely hilarious. Ramanu’jump’ apart from being a lowly talented quizzer is also known for his boob staring capabilities. After completing some boob staring exercises at the svce symposium he comes back and sits in his chair wondering when he would earn enough money by writing yechakala reports on chennai(f)ists, so that he can get his own silicon implants which he can lick and play with and of course stare at 24/7 without some one accusing him of being a barnyard collision of a chimpanzee and a godzilla (The description of the collision is too vulgar to be described here)?
A girl clad in blue saari who happens to be a friend of Songi conducts the Gd.
Saree girl: Hi!
Songi: Hi! This is Jump…
[Jump turns back and starts....] Hhhaa…..i
Saree girl: Stop staring at my boobs you fucking godzilla cross of a chimp
He usually licks everybody’s ass at the meeting (Official butt kisser of proto) and last week….
Jump: Ok! I will lick your ass now.
Vijay: Hey man! Stop stimulating your nipples.
Is this why you are getting a silicon implant surgery!!
Jump: yes! and you forgot the dick removal surgery too…
Vijay: you mean to say you had a dick all this while?
Lol at some parts of ur comment!
Absolute talent! u can start writing matter stories and start a dedicated blog. Guess it will get more popular than “Buttock”….oops i meant Bothack!!!!
Machan see again you are talking about buttocks… You have been licking other people’s butts so much that you are confusing everything with buttocks and dragging that word into every conversation even though it is out of place and irrelevant… meet a psychiatrist soon.. illati this will become a habit…
Thanks a lot for ur advice machan!
Ur are the one who is totally obssesed with ass and butt and should i have replied LMAO instead of LOL;)
Ponnu kitta serrupu adi vanguna yechakala naaye kitalam I can’t reason out… Dont worry will post soon in my blog…
@saw-gay-row
serupu adi ya…..EXAGGERATION!!!!
Go ahead…..awaiting to read ur post. Dont make a password protected post with the heading “Jump the boob starer ” and give a hint for the password…
Fill the blank with common term
Long ____
High ____
Triple _____
And hey u get the password!
hey nice one da..but it is unfiar to damage u r freind to this extreme da
@vamsee
Thanx a ton:)
Chumma da….word play!Jus for fun!
He is my good friend
avan panra velaiyellam unaku theriyadu……get to his blog and u will know!
// who didn’t know whether the sizzling chocolate brownie was an eatable or a drink
I strongly object this. I’ve ordered only after seeing de poster
// he does the experimentation with new stuff.
I must thank the guys who used to give us a treat every week.
// Ask him, he will say it was good.
Heyy .. believe me it was really gud.
@vicky
wogay…..othukaren! nee suthi nalla ellathayum pathutu daan order pannine…
Mind u….Vicky’s treat is not so far!Then we all will do the experimentation!
Manasatchi ye illaya unaku?????
try LAVA LAVA in mocha….it w’ll b damn delicious….
hmm…hilarious post….makes me remember my mocha experience….
@raghuveer
LAva lava would be similar i guess….
mocha is equally fantastic;)
ramanu-jump boobu-sarathy:
Done updated my blog… go orgasm over it… sorry no boobs in there… but I have given you two nice implants which I bet is enough for you to squirt…
You should feel important… only important people get Sagaro Card. And nope! I am not heated
@sagaro
Thanks my dear friend;)
Am already getting goosebumps!
Ok….Sagaro is over delighted and not heated!
enna oru post….more than that comments sec(X)tion…..
Ore aabaasam pudicha pasangapa
sagaro thaakitan…nee badiladi koduthe aaganum.
@mahesh
ella summa jolly ku daan;)
Ore aabaasam pudicha pasangapa
Thank U Thank u!!!!
ooooh!
did u not get a good private place to hav a fight?
dat too worst lang!!!!!!
en tamil la thitavendiyadhu thana?
@barbi
There is no better place than ur blog do all such stuff….
It is jus for the fun fact and people reading either of our blogs also get a part of that fun element…!!!
Will try using Tamil from the next time!!!
@Mahesh:
“sagaro thaakitan…nee badiladi koduthe aaganum.”
Dei onaku vera valai illaya da??? BTW its “S” from now… and not Sagaro… actually S for Sagaro… so both applicable… but I prefer S
@Barbi:
“did u not get a good private place to have a fight?”
This place could be private enough, provided you don’t come back here again…
Ok was kidding.
@Jump:
Dei we did it for fun and all these people are taking it seriously… seesh
Blogwar 1: Kribs Vs. Chenthil
Blogwar 2: Suderman Vs. Neelu
Blogwar 3: S Vs. Jump… haha
hehe… blogwar 4 nadantha blog ulagam alinjidum… muhahaha